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One who purportedly enjoys caressing feces with their face. An idiot that you disagree with. Anyone that you think you are superior too.

Listen up stool nuzzlers, last night I played rock bass in front of 500 screaming rock crazed Japanese fans!!
by the Advantaged January 28, 2007
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