stoner slut 

1. One who acts slutty whilst under the influence of marijuana.

2. One who will perform sexual acts in exchange for marijuana.

3. One who smokes weed often, and is sexually promiscuous.

Oh wow, Cindy is such a stoner slut.

stoner slut by Evil Bella October 22, 2004

Stoner slut 

A girl who will flirt/date/hook up with you as to smoke your weed and not have to buy her own. Similar to the virgin who dates you so you'll take her to the movies every friday night.

I'm such a stoner slut... I dated colin half the summer just to smoke his weed. Then the weed ran out and we both got bored. He ended up hooking up with Aly at her party, and I went on to date michael. We were all happy.

I felt so bad about smoking his shit all the time, I invited him for a night of smirnoff & vodka. He was DD though, and I felt bad so I hooked up with him. The resulting hickey made mike so jealous he asked me out the next day. We were all happy.

Joey has the best shit. That's why Meghan is such a stoner slut and always fucks his ugly ass.

Kristen wanted Clinton's pretty blue bong so bad she blew him for it. That stoner slut is my bitch!

Stoner slut by stonahsarah October 24, 2008

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A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares

Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.

stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008