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Stone Bridge High School 

Pretty much the greatest school in all of the world. Everyone is always putting it down, but that's just because they are haters. The social life is awesome, and you can always find a friend there. The sports department is amazing- there is almost never a year when at least one team didn't win some sort of title, and football and soccer are almost always nationally ranked. Just because it is located in "Cashburn" doesn't mean that everyone is rich. While there are some "Brady Bunch Clones", everyone is pretty chill and easy to get along with.
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Stone Bridge High School 

A school full of lowlifes who think they live in the hood. Calling Ashburn, Virginia (The location of the school.) "A-town" or "The burn". When in reality they are rich kids backed by their daddy's credit-card. Guys stumble around the hallways high as hell on weed and assaulting girls, while the very same girls act like sluts. Everybody hates each other but pretend to be best friends. Like the cliche, they are great at sports like the rich high school jocks they are. Kids roll up in their Corvettes and (on the lower end) Mustangs. After which they sit on the bleachers trading money and drugs. All in all, they are the most coked up, fake ass school out there. They are the school people think of when they call Ashburn, "Cashburn".
Nobody likes people who go to Stone Bridge High School!

Stone bridge high school 

THE MOST GAYEST SCHOOL OF ALL TIME!!!i cant stress this enough. The school has no care for anybody. forget about fund raising tell mom and dad to fork over a few hundred so the school can aford the crap they sell at launch. the school is full of wanna be rocks, small amounts of girls dress like sluts(but their not). Most of the guys try acting gangsta. but the school is at least 30 miles from any real city. the school is extreme brady bunch
prep: give me your money bitch

me: kiss my ass poser!
Stone bridge high school by Rob January 17, 2005

Stone Bridge High School 

Home to the Brady Bunch kids' clones.
"Let's go to school on the holidays just so we can learn!"
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026