Stone Beak 

One who's beak is made solely of stone.

One who gets himself firmly planted (uprooted) on the ground during a touch football game.

One who got pranked everyday in high school but was cool about it.

Stone Beak = Awesome

Davit: "Who is that kid on the ground over there?"

Si: "Oh, that's Stone Beak...Jansen just leveled him."

Stone Beak by Looped Out November 2, 2009

Stonebake Surprise 

Prior to having sex with a girl, a pizza is put on. The ploy is to have sex and finish with perfect timing for the pizza to be ready. Immediately after ejaculation, the steaming hot pizza is taken out of the oven and slammed into the girls face.

Didn't get a chance to eat, I gave her a Stonebake Surprise.

Stonebake Surprise by Mr Cincinnati February 21, 2011