Stock option 

Stock options are contracts you can buy or sell where you make a bet on what a stock's price will be at a certain time in the future (the strike and expiration). This allows you to massively leverage your investment since one contract holds 100 stocks.

People who invest in options like to use words like "gamma", "hedging", "condors", "premium" and "IV" to seem smart. In reality, most options traders are autists who consistently lose money and brag about it on wall street bets.

Degenerate: "I just went long 29 stock option calls on TSLA at the 690$ strike expiring first weekly with a premium of 1.8$ per share and 400 delta."

Person: "Why can't you just say "I just made 29 bets that Tesla will go above 690$ by next Friday, I paid 180$ per bet and will make 400$ per dollar the stock moves"?"

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Degenerate: "I lost everything..."

Person: "Post it on r/wallstreetbets, you gotta get that Reddit karma!"

Stock option by ScritchWasTaken December 29, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016