stitched up 

Stitched up: Being lied to or mistreated, being told something by someone and they do the opposite of what they told you.

Person A: I got Stitched up by my friends
Person B: How?
Person A: I invited loads of my friends over to my house and it's been an hour an they haven't shown up. So I asked them where they were and they'd invited loads more people to their house.

stitched up by Princess Shalorflorf December 4, 2016

I’ve stitched my bumhole up 

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

I’ve stitched my bumhole up by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

switched up 

when a person suddenly changes their behavior towards you for the worst.

Aw man, I used to fuck with her heavy but she switched up.

switched up by lightbrownsugar May 12, 2016

Switched up 

When someone fucks with you heavy then fuck with a enemy

Damn tony switched up on me for jackson

Switched up by uban dictionary 33 November 25, 2018

switched up 

When you used to be close with someone and now you're not because they're not who they try to appear to be.They've given you a reason to change up your whole attitude and perspective.You were friends with them and kind of low and now you've become your own and you're on top.

Kim K switched up after she left Paris Hilton's entourage.

switched up by Whatactuallyhappened August 5, 2016

SWITCHED up 

To be under the influence of alcohol, and to be high on marijuana.

Bro I’m so switched up right now

SWITCHED up by Cooonhunbttee March 28, 2019

pooter-stitcher-upper 

A slang for the line of skin that goes from the back of a man's ball sac to his butthole. Also known as the perenium.

He giggled with excitement as his lover licked down his pooter-stitcher-upper.

pooter-stitcher-upper by C.M.S. April 28, 2005