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Stinky Treasure 

(Adj.) A rather disturbing prank that involves confusing the victim by giving him/her money that smells of feces. There are several ways to do this:

-By rubbing the coin or bill on and around the prankster's ass after a hard bowel movement. The prankster would rub all of the shit off their ass with the coin/bill until it's coated with shit or at least until there's no more shit on his or her's ass.
-Forcing the coin or bill in the prankster's rectum before having a bowel movement, then forcing the shit down in the toilet, then manually finding the money in the pile of butt paste that is usually caused after shitting the money out.
Then after doing either of the above, the prankster would have to wipe off any remaining traces from the money, lest the prankster risk having the victim suspect anything. Later when the prankster gives his/her victim the money, he/she will be shocked and disgusted by the *awful smell of the money.

*smell may vary

(noun) Money that smells terrible, usually carrying the smell of shit.
Mr. 1 laughed his ass off from how Mr. 2 reacted to the smell of the stinky treasure Mr. 1 gave him.
Stinky Treasure by Chdonga November 22, 2009
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004