Following the urban legend that lifting weights while maintaining a full erection leads to an increase in penis length and faster muscle growth elsewhere, 'stiff lifts' describes the activity of lifting free weights while deliberately maintaining an erection, often through use of pornography.
Jeff: "mate my muscles just aren't growing"
Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."
Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."
by GrumpyBint June 10, 2013
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A vicious operation in the world sexual positions.
Lay the girl on her back, legs together and "lift" the legs upward. Pillow under the lower back for extra minge height!
Legs held with one arm, while the free hand removes the skimps and "Stuff's" them in her mouth. Cock in and your away...So to speak.... Hence the 'Lift and Stuff'!!
Good position if the parents are in the next room.!!!
Also know as 'The Tale of the Ostrich'
Lay the girl on her back, legs together and "lift" the legs upward. Pillow under the lower back for extra minge height!
Legs held with one arm, while the free hand removes the skimps and "Stuff's" them in her mouth. Cock in and your away...So to speak.... Hence the 'Lift and Stuff'!!
Good position if the parents are in the next room.!!!
Also know as 'The Tale of the Ostrich'
Tom..'If it was me I'd have given her the The PD Gay "Lift and Stuff"?!
PD Gay..'I gave her the "LIFT" but couldn't perform the "STUFF" due to the size of her under-crackers'!!!
PD Gay..'I gave her the "LIFT" but couldn't perform the "STUFF" due to the size of her under-crackers'!!!
by The notorious B.A.Z. January 11, 2009
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