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Sticktus Rectus Syndrome
Genetic disease in which the patient has a massive splintery segment of wood is lodged deep within the anal cavity. Symptoms may include irritability, rapid changes in mood, chronic bitch face and constipation.
After being diagnosed with sticktus rectus syndrome, Lizzy tried to get the huge stick out of her butt to no avail.
Sticktus Rectus Syndrome by Dr. Dixienormus January 11, 2015
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Stickins
Stickins by PeteyPaplo June 19, 2017
California Stickies
When one's scrotum is stuck to their leg or legs, generally after a recent shaving of their sac. Usually the warmth in the area generates the stickiness that is closely related to the hot sunny california weather. Resulting in the scrotum to be gently tugged on to relieve the skin adhesion.
When I got up from my desk, I had a massive case of the california stickies. Definitely had to peel my sac off of my leg. A small price to pay for necessary manscaping.
California Stickies by daprofessor May 27, 2011
stickiest of the icky
"stickiest of" refers to the best of
"the icky" refers to weed
Was made popular by The Rick James Episode of The Chappelle Show
"the icky" refers to weed
Was made popular by The Rick James Episode of The Chappelle Show
stickiest of the icky by threeonefiver November 8, 2008
Stickism
Stickism is the practice of hailing Stick God after our universe fell from the Holy Tree. Stick God saved our universe(leaf). Along with Stick God, Hehes fell on our leaf(universe), you will be taught the holy ways of Stickism. Stick God created you as well as everything on Earth. Stick God blesses us every day, so we should bless him as well. Stick God is the father of all the Earth Gods. A rough estimation states that there are four branch gods on the tree, four stick gods to each branch, and four twig gods for every stick. Each twig god has control over four leaves/universes. However, at one point, our universe fell from the tree. This would meant that we would be destroyed, but Stick God and his four twig gods fell after us, which knocked creatures called Hehe worms from their own universe. Stick God and the four twig gods landed on the world, allowing it to remain, suspended between the sky and cold ground. Stick God then created the Three Stick Cultists, to spread the word of how he saved our world from destruction. To hail Stick God you must hit your chest, then your head, and then raise your bent finger to the sky, showing Stick God your devotion. If you wish to become a priest of Stick God, it is recommended that you sacrifice some of yourself or another in the name of Stick. As the great cultists said,"Sacarafices must be made!"
This definition comes from the website: https{delete these brackets and words}://stickcultist.wixsite.com/stickism
This definition comes from the website: https{delete these brackets and words}://stickcultist.wixsite.com/stickism
Stickism by Radovanfornow May 7, 2022
proper stickins
The act of a man truly giving his lover the best his erect penis has to offer in firmness, endurance, and location.
Chris: So, after I dropped your sorry ass off at home, I went back to the bar and ran into Kristy.
Ted: What happened?
Chris: Proper stickins is what happened!! Tore her up! Made it through all of The Dark Side of The Moon and she was moaning like the back up singers.
Ted: What happened?
Chris: Proper stickins is what happened!! Tore her up! Made it through all of The Dark Side of The Moon and she was moaning like the back up singers.
proper stickins by von groovy June 6, 2017
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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