Stickius

A very cool person that has a lot of friends and money.

Hey my friend stickius is coming!

by Stickius June 13, 2023

Sticktus Rectus Syndrome

Genetic disease in which the patient has a massive splintery segment of wood is lodged deep within the anal cavity. Symptoms may include irritability, rapid changes in mood, chronic bitch face and constipation.

After being diagnosed with sticktus rectus syndrome, Lizzy tried to get the huge stick out of her butt to no avail.

by Dr. Dixienormus January 11, 2015

Stickins

The act of having sex.

I'm going to your mom's house later to get the stickins!

by PeteyPaplo June 19, 2017

California Stickies

When one's scrotum is stuck to their leg or legs, generally after a recent shaving of their sac. Usually the warmth in the area generates the stickiness that is closely related to the hot sunny california weather. Resulting in the scrotum to be gently tugged on to relieve the skin adhesion.

When I got up from my desk, I had a massive case of the california stickies. Definitely had to peel my sac off of my leg. A small price to pay for necessary manscaping.

by daprofessor May 27, 2011

stickiest of the icky

"stickiest of" refers to the best of
"the icky" refers to weed
Was made popular by The Rick James Episode of The Chappelle Show

"I offer you a truce"(holds up joint)"The stickiest of the icky."

by threeonefiver November 8, 2008

Stickism

Stickism is the practice of hailing Stick God after our universe fell from the Holy Tree. Stick God saved our universe(leaf). Along with Stick God, Hehes fell on our leaf(universe), you will be taught the holy ways of Stickism. Stick God created you as well as everything on Earth. Stick God blesses us every day, so we should bless him as well. Stick God is the father of all the Earth Gods. A rough estimation states that there are four branch gods on the tree, four stick gods to each branch, and four twig gods for every stick. Each twig god has control over four leaves/universes. However, at one point, our universe fell from the tree. This would meant that we would be destroyed, but Stick God and his four twig gods fell after us, which knocked creatures called Hehe worms from their own universe. Stick God and the four twig gods landed on the world, allowing it to remain, suspended between the sky and cold ground. Stick God then created the Three Stick Cultists, to spread the word of how he saved our world from destruction. To hail Stick God you must hit your chest, then your head, and then raise your bent finger to the sky, showing Stick God your devotion. If you wish to become a priest of Stick God, it is recommended that you sacrifice some of yourself or another in the name of Stick. As the great cultists said,"Sacarafices must be made!"
This definition comes from the website: https{delete these brackets and words}://stickcultist.wixsite.com/stickism

Joe: "Have you heard about stickism?"
Bod: "Of course! In fact, I hail Stick God every day!"

by Radovanfornow May 7, 2022

proper stickins

The act of a man truly giving his lover the best his erect penis has to offer in firmness, endurance, and location.

Chris: So, after I dropped your sorry ass off at home, I went back to the bar and ran into Kristy.
Ted: What happened?
Chris: Proper stickins is what happened!! Tore her up! Made it through all of The Dark Side of The Moon and she was moaning like the back up singers.

by von groovy June 6, 2017