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steve jones 

fantastic guitarist for punk band the Sex Pistols.
Wow, Steve Jones' guitar solo was amazing!

Steve Jones 

Former gameshow host now on talksport graveyard shift.He helps you get to sleep.
II used to do the Pyramid Game
Steve Jones by James H Reeve July 23, 2004

Steve bino/lee jones

Fat fucking retards that are attracted to kids. They are usually called a “nonce”
Steve bino/lee jones is a nonce

Steven Jones 

A person who wants to re-experience 9/11.
Person 1: Have you seen Steven Jones anywhere?

Person 2: Last time I saw him he was boarding a plane.
Steven Jones by #AlwaysRemember November 7, 2023

Steven Jones 

Steven Jones is a man with a really thick Welsh accent and a mad hairy beard which can turn any man gay then but then back to being straight since the kiddy fiddler is behind them.

Steven's most iconic lines is "WHO'S COATS THAT JACKET" and "GET OUT THE CANTEEN"
Some Peasant : OI, sir can we do a practical today?
Steven Jones : OI CUNT SHUT IT, now back to evolution.
Some other Peasant : THAT'S FALSE GOD AND FLAT EARTH IT'S ALL CONNECTED!!!!
Steven Jones by Wagwan Whitmore September 27, 2018

Jacob Steven jones 

If you have this name you are a total dxck bouncer you are the person to shout slay
Me: Is that jacob Steven Jones

Someone else:swear he's queer
Jacob Steven jones by Jacobjonestrash September 20, 2023
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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