The moron who created Apple Computers, the computers for retards who don't understand how to use a goddamn PC, because they're so stupid that they think Macs are better because they look all pretty but in reality do jack shit. He is also responsible for Macs lack of a right click on the mouse, seriously WTF is up with that?
by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 1, 2007
by Chiens May 27, 2008
Bro 1: Dude I hear Kaitlin gave you a sick steve job last night is that true?
Bro 2: Yea man, I finished the entire campaign of angry brids durring it too!
Bro 2: Yea man, I finished the entire campaign of angry brids durring it too!
by THE Steve Job Extradinaire October 7, 2011
by IwanttohavesexwithCameronsobad March 17, 2015
dude, i got a steve job last night while i was playing wow
i recieved a steve job when i was listening to my ipod.
i recieved a steve job when i was listening to my ipod.
by Tbombz, Chazbear, & Sandy October 11, 2011
"yo that girl gave me half a Steve Job last night but we couldn't finish cuz my phone died"
"I totally Steve Jobs'd that girl the other day"
"I totally Steve Jobs'd that girl the other day"
by steve lol February 17, 2013
Co- founder of Apple, provides crappy products and thinks hes god due to his ipod "masterpiece" and the imacs. His so called "macintosh" is what he supposedly thinks is vastly superior to a PC and makes fun of PC's through a marketing campaign called get a mac. His followers are gay sons of a bitches who have some kind of mental retardation because of their belief of Macs being "superior" to pc's.
P.S: He is hungry for money.
P.S: He is hungry for money.
"Apple, Stealing your money since 1976"
"What kind of mental retard provides only 18 months of battery life for an ipod?!??!?! and then expects to replace it with a new one???!??"
"Steve Jobs"
"What kind of mental retard provides only 18 months of battery life for an ipod?!??!?! and then expects to replace it with a new one???!??"
"Steve Jobs"
by Ricky01 November 24, 2007