Steve jobs

Male masterbation using a hollowed out apple.

Dude, whered my apple go? Please don't tell me you Steve jobsed with it!

by Jacquarda October 22, 2012

Steve jobs

Getting two iPads and rubbing them on someones dick untill they jizz.

Bill: Hey Bob fan you give me a Steve Jobs

Bob: sure thing

by IwanttohavesexwithCameronsobad March 17, 2015

Steve Jobs

Mediocre work by lazy assholes named Steve.

Serg: Why are these computers all fucked up?
Vic: Steve's the one that built them out.
Serg: Oh so they're all Steve Jobs.

by Dick Picker January 26, 2023

Steve Jobbed

To have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap.

I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!

by TacticalMoFo September 1, 2008

A Steve Job

Like a regular Hand Job but someone else takes credit for it and claims it's the best one they've ever given

That bitch Tracy gave me a Steve Job, taking all the credit from my girl Shaquanda

by tangent1021 December 17, 2015

Steve Jobs

A sexual move, similar to a handjob, on your wallet which leaves you both unsatisfied and broke.

Man, everyone in line at the Apple store for that new iPhone that added 10 pixels for $600 got Steve Jobs.

by SenselessNoise September 7, 2010

Steve Job

It’s like a boob job, but it’s in a turtleneck.

“Yooo I just got the best Steve Job ever.”

by Crystalizer67 April 18, 2021