Steve Job

It’s like a boob job, but it’s in a turtleneck.

“Yooo I just got the best Steve Job ever.”

by Crystalizer67 April 18, 2021

Steve Job

The act of getting fucked for paying too much for an Apple product.

Oh man, Larry just got a steve job from that girl at the Apple Store- she made him buy two iPods.

by JustinIsNotCool February 4, 2009

Steve Job

To perform oral sex in a computer chair or in the proximity of a computer.

"Dude Venezia totally wants to give Ben a steve job."

by Chiens May 26, 2008

Steve Job

The act of getting a blow job or rim job while playing Iphone games and/or on a Mac computer.

Bro 1: Dude I hear Kaitlin gave you a sick steve job last night is that true?

Bro 2: Yea man, I finished the entire campaign of angry brids durring it too!

by THE Steve Job Extradinaire October 7, 2011

Steve Job

when you get a blow job while on a computer or using any apple device

dude, i got a steve job last night while i was playing wow
i recieved a steve job when i was listening to my ipod.

by Tbombz, Chazbear, & Sandy October 11, 2011

Steve Job

A type of foreplay involving a turtleneck and multiple Apple devices. All set to vibrate. Unisex.

"yo that girl gave me half a Steve Job last night but we couldn't finish cuz my phone died"

"I totally Steve Jobs'd that girl the other day"

by steve lol February 17, 2013

Steve Job

This is when you are getting a handjob from a woman, and right when you're about to blow your load, you shove an apple in her vagina and put on a pair of glasses and yell "I'm slowly dying of insulinoma!" and then you blow your load on her and take a picture of her vagina with your iOS device. Then you call all of your friends on facetime and describe to them how "revolutionary" it is to get a Steve Job.

"Man, I'm still tuckered out from that Steve Job Jessica gave me last night! She sure can pack it in!"

by Trevdagger's Ticklemonster November 19, 2013