Stepping on lego 

A torture device made by the devil himself to destroy anything that touches it no matter how much protection you have

Stepping on lego is hell

Stepping on lego by odd_guy_59 February 16, 2018

stepping on a lego 

Something delivered from hell itself, hard for even Chuck Norris to withstand.

Stepping on a lego- Something Satan made to laugh at us.

stepping on a lego by that star wars guy March 28, 2015

Stepping On A Lego 

The worst thing that could happen to a human. Its more painful than stepping on magma or shattered glass or even being eaten alive. Nothing is more painful than that.

Stepping on a lego is the worst thing ever.

Stepping On A Lego by Morpheas7819 August 7, 2022

Stepping on legos 

A pain more brutal than the ninth circle of hell, like the sensation 10 000 stars exploding below your feet, while being stabbed with a million knives from all sides. Thankfully these effects are not long term.

I stepped on legos. After the unbearable pain went away I immediately wrote a definition on urban dictionary about stepping on legos.

Stepping on legos by EuroChemist October 31, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004