Most common opinions on Twilight and its author:

Preteen girl obsessed with the saga, has posters up all over in her room and wears t-shirts with Edward Cullen or Jacob Black on the front. Is defensive of her "team" (see Team Jacob and Team Edward) and will become physically violent if you are a member of the opposing "team" or make fun of her for her preference. Typically referred to as a "Twitard" by the following.

Teenage boy obsessed with Twilight and its author, but not in the same way as explained above. Spends every minute of his day plotting ways to assassinate Stephenie Meyer. Favorite hobby is trolling music videos and trailers that are connected to the saga. Typically refers to Twilight as a movie, as opposed to a book series.

Middle-aged woman who needs to spice up her life with romance novels. Commonly referred to as a "Twimom." Sometimes goes to see the new movies with her daughter(s). Husbands should be respected as they put up with this crap.
Stephenie Meyer's name is spelled after her father's, Stephen. She often goes by "Steph."

Meyer also wrote The Host, a romance/sci-fi novel that is much more respectable than the Twilight Saga.
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An American author known to wrote the Twilight series. The series is about a bunch of sparkling vampires who sparkle and makes teenage girls tingle in the wrong places.

Miss Meyer's time would have been better served had she spent had she done some sit ups or gone jogging instead of writing this abhorrent series. Maybe then a real man would touch her.
Stephenie Meyer? She set back English literature 300 years.
by llama llama ducky August 29, 2012
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One of the worst women ever to exist.

You can't write a book without going through some kind of process. Stephenie Meyer had a dream and wrote it down. There was no research, no drafts, and no effort. Her characters are two dimensional, not relatable, and the main character has no personality.

A book isn't original when it's the oldest love story to have ever existed. Not only is it a bad copy of Romeo and Juliet, it's also a bad copy of Buffy and Angel.

Stephenie Meyer beat the meaning of women's rights over the head with a big stick over and over again until it was just laying there twitching. Stephenie Meyer refuses to let Bella help herself and learn to fight for her life. So instead she has Edward and Jacob save Bella's ass every time a vampire comes their way. Stephenie Meyer dug up the idea that females are dumb and can't do crap on their own.

The Twilight books have spawned an evil race of females called Twihards. Twihards tend to have the spelling skills of a carrot, don't know good literature, and are under the impression that vampires are sparkly douchebags. They will usually defend Stephenie Meyer to the death although their only comeback is "Go fook urself bich!"

Stephenie Meyer has such thin skin she can't even take criticism. Stephenie Meyer has her own brother filter out her hate mail that way she only reads emails from her rabid fangirls. She doesn't know the meaning of having flaws and doesn't understand that more people hate her than look up to her.
Twihard: OMG STEPHENIE MEYER IS SOOOOO AMAEZING@!!! Vapyres spracklig is genus!!/ All u haturz can bakk off cuz imma use meh vampye powers on u!!!! Twilit gav m vampir powerz!!

Real vampire fan: Have you seen Let Me In? It's one of my favorite movies so far!
Real vampire fan #2: Yeah, it was good, but the original is better.
by BuffyTheSlayer38765233 October 26, 2011
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founder and creator The 5th Reich of society. She made the Twilight Nazi Party (TNP)and TY(Twilight Youth) which brainwashes anyone into her cult society. She claims o be better then the great Mr King in writing when in reality she is a Hitler of today's standard. Her movies are only hits because fans go in the movies and re watch them over and over.Hopefully the end of the world could come at anytime which can put this all to rest and end this cult.
Stephenie Meyer could go die in sunlight with her sparkles in the sunligt to save us all and let jesus take all the non fans to heaven or else we will all be in hell
by Nicl December 29, 2009
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Someone who can make an interesting story that is supposed to be 200-300 pages into a four boring books with a total of around 2000 pages by adding shitty romance stuff.
Stop being a Stephenie Meyer! I could write that bullshit of yours ten times shoter and have it more interesting!
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The Arizonian who wrote the bestsellers "Twilight" and "New Moon". Also the creator of Edward Cullen and a new type of vampire.
Stephenie Meyer's works is by far the most amazing piece of literature I have ever read.
by mucus rocks February 28, 2007
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