Stella Cramp
Nature's way of collecting payment for last night's lager (More than likely the crisp Artois). A crippling foot cramp that wakes you from a deep sleep, usually between 2 and 5 a.m., reminding you that water was available all evening and you chose not to drink any.
The kebab was gone, the hangover hadn't started yet, then the Stella Cramp arrived to settle the score.
Stella Cramp by Kennyass420 May 30, 2026
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