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Steering Wheel 

The act of being the third wheel of a couple, but you're the one driving - basically acting as their chauffeur or designated driver.
Hey man, I gotta go. I promised I would take my buddy and his girl to the airport.

Ight, that's all good.

Nah dude, my buddy's cool - but I hate being there with his girlfriend. It's like she hasn't grasped the concept of not interrupting every word out of our mouths. I hate being their steering wheel.
Steering Wheel by PYSHINATOR January 4, 2020

Steering wheel 

In certain BDSM clubs, “steering wheel” refers to the type of sexual conduct between 4 or more members of any sex engaging in a massage circle of sorts. Similar to 69, but with a larger group. Like musical chairs, rotating is common.
are you gonna get in on this steering wheel or no man? We need one more member to make the circle complete.
Steering wheel by TRex mom June 17, 2022

Steering wheel

When things get passionate and someone takes the driver’s seat — using their partner’s legs like a steering wheel to “navigate” the situation.
Bro said he was in control last night — had both hands on the steering wheel
Steering wheel by Thesprinkler October 23, 2025

Steering Wheel Holder 

A person in control of a motor vehicle who is merely going through the motions of driving. Generally unaware of the situation around them, their mind likely not focused on operating the vehicle. Typical symptoms include driving slow in the left lane, tunnel vision, and being on their phone.
This idiot has been going 50 mph in the left lane for the past ten miles, he’s clearly just a steering wheel holder.

Steering Wheel Choke Hold 

While getting road head from a chick, you tilt the steering wheel all the way down until she is choking on your street meat! Then proceed to pull on to the shoulder hitting the rumble strip causing her to choke on your skin flute!
On my way home from my date last night, the chick decided to give me some road head. I upped the ante with a Steering Wheel Choke Hold!...Then followed it up with a whale punch!

Steering Wheel Tan 

The uneven tan you receive where your left arm is darker than your right.
Girl, I really need to go to the tanning bed or let someone else drive while I'm the passenger, because I've got a bad case of steering wheel tan.