Steering Wheel Moustache
Facial hair that has been strategically groomed into a circumpheral shape, circling around the mouth, nose or in extreme cases, entire face in an infinite loop of moustache-into-beard..., like that of a steering wheel. The choice to sport this grooming style signifys a staggering transcendence in ones character (and sex appeal, obviously), far superior to other "bad boy" styles such as the "soul patch" or "sideburns" and astronomically COOLER than the more popularized "handlebar moustache". It's a signal to the ladies that boldly pronounces fearlessness, newfound dignity, unrivaled masculinity, and parallel- parkability while clearly indicating an incredible sense of humor and unique physical attraction.
Hot chick #1: have you noticed there's something different about Jawn? I'd catch a ride on that Steering Wheel Moustache!
Hot chick #2: it's that loop of sharply trimmed facial hair that he's sporting now. I'd give ass, grass, AND gas to take a ride on that 'stache!
Hot chick #3: Don'tcha know? The Steering Wheel Moustache is THE KEY to a sensational sex-life, and widespread... respect.
SW Moustache Man: {vrooooom!} 🛻💨
Hot chick #2: it's that loop of sharply trimmed facial hair that he's sporting now. I'd give ass, grass, AND gas to take a ride on that 'stache!
Hot chick #3: Don'tcha know? The Steering Wheel Moustache is THE KEY to a sensational sex-life, and widespread... respect.
SW Moustache Man: {vrooooom!} 🛻💨
Steering Wheel Moustache by Minnette F. Greenwich June 4, 2026
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