Steam Deck

Much like Nintendo Switch but better and made by Valve.

It runs Arch Linux so it must be good. Everyone who uses it can legally say i use arch, btw. You can also install Microsoft Windows on it, although doing so is a federal crime because it offends Linux users.

- Did you buy the Steam Deck?
- Fuck, the website crashed. I guess I'll just have to buy for double the price from scalpers.

by an urban kitten August 10, 2021

steam deck

When you take a shit on the top of the toilet seat lid.

Don't go in the bathroom, I just took a huge steam deck in there.

by Professor Brendt July 16, 2021

Steam Deck

A sexual act which is the combination of the venerable "Cleveland Steamer" with an "Upper Decker". To preform this maneuver, one must first defecate into their willing partner's open mouth. Then after depressing the left ear of the one whom's mouth had just been shat into, they must swallow the still steaming payload. (Attempting to emulate a flushing sound while doing so is optional)

Steam Deck is a powerful handheld gaming PC that delivers the Steam games and features you love.

by HL4confirmed August 7, 2021

Steam Deck Air

The hot air that blows out of a Steam Deck once you play a game with performance that is high for the portable device.

This will happen very frequently, and the allure of the hot Steam Deck Air can be very compelling. Most times you will let it blow on your face like a mini air dryer, or in more known cases, inhale it. It is unknown what the effects are of frequent inhalation of Steam Deck Air.

Holly: So like… does your Steam Deck always have a fan running loudly?

Quinton: Yeah, it’s pretty common for a portable device that plays very demanding games. *aggressively inhales the Steam Deck Air*

Holly: What the fuck are you doing?

Quinton: I can’t get enough of this shit. You want a whiff?

by Chuds McGee October 14, 2022

Stream deck

A fucking 150$ pad which almost does the same as having a macro assigned to a separate keyboard

When i saw that the stream deck was 150$ , i decided to define it and how useless it is

by Not-underscore May 4, 2020

steamdecking

When Daddy plays on his steam deck

I am steamdecking.
Steamdecking is my favorite hobby!

by DaddysKittenUwu December 25, 2022

Steamy Upper Decker, Double wet Blumpkin

One participant is sitting on the upper deck of a Toto Toilet while your partner is sitting on the lower deck; with the seat warmer on and the water blasting against their genitals. The upper decker is receiving Fellatio while both parties are passing a Cleveland steamer.

Guy 1: Gawd! Julia is such a basic bitch, i cannot stand her.

Guy 2: Sure, but at least her parents are rich enough to afford a Toto Toilet.

Guy 1: So?

Guy 2: She totally gave me a Steamy Upper Decker, Double wet Blumpkin
Guy 1: Legendary!

by Throbbin-Rockin-Rod January 24, 2018