Stealth Douch

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Verb; When a woman has a dirty cunt and refuses to clean it out, a man empties his blader and inserts a catheter, using it to fill his bladder with some nice fresh douch. Finaly, the man inserts his penis into the womans dirty cunt and pisses the douch into her vagina.

Man: *successfully stealth douches and whispers in her ear after she feels it filling her up* "You've been stealth douched"

Stealth Douch by MonsterPickle69 May 27, 2024

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stealth douche

A person who appears cool and normal at first, and then, unexpectedly, reveals a decidedly douchey character. Common exhibitors of stealth doucheness are outside sales representatives, apartment leasing managers, college fraternity presidents, and automotive salesmen. While more commonly seen in males, females may also exhibit stealth doucheness, yet females with the condition are typically referred to as backstabbing beyotches.

I thought Sam was cool at first. He always brought beer to the office party and looked the other way when I was cruising online instead of working. But the dude is a stealth douche - he suddenly ratted me out to HR and now I'm on probation.

stealth douche by sorkab August 4, 2010

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Douche Stealth Bomber

A person who unexpectedly becomes a douche.
A person who suprises you so much by their douchyness that it seems like a sneak attack.

My ex is a total douche stealth bomber - what an asshat for him to be cheating on me for 2 years!

Douche Stealth Bomber by jenskank March 22, 2009

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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