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statsmaxxing 

becoming the best version of yourself by focusing on your looks, money and other goals
have you seen John he wasn't at school today?
he's out statsmaxxing
statsmaxxing by Jackkkky January 28, 2024
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statsmaxxing 

becoming the best version of yourself by gaining money, improving your looks, knowledge and social circle
John hasn't been to school today because he's statsmaxxing, he could be in a casino
statsmaxxing by Jackkkky January 28, 2024

Statsmaxxing 

When you hit a bottleneck in a game so you do what you can to gain and make use every bit of stat you have just to get past a certain level.
The game got so hard that i had to resort to statsmaxxing to finally defeat the boss after countless failed attempts.
Statsmaxxing by amkylee July 3, 2024

standmaxxing 

Standmaxxing is the action of maximizing your charisma by always standing up to stay above the sitting down plebians.
I was at grandma's funeral today but I had to stop standmaxxing because my father beat me into sitting down
standmaxxing by Standmaxxing August 11, 2022

Standmaxxing 

Random ass word that 4chan retards made for no reason
I was standmaxxing at my grandma's funeral

I was then beaten by my father for not sitting down
Standmaxxing by RandomRetard65 August 21, 2022

standmaxxing 

The ultimate pose, get into the pose of perfect masculine articulation, reach the highest level of visual and muscular dexterity.
>be me
>standmaxxing at the international court
>"Sir Anon, how do you declare yourself"
>"Fresh and spicy your honor"
standmaxxing by SeniorB August 16, 2022

standmaxxing 

what you do right before grandma's funeral mass to get beaten by your dad
WTF is standmaxxing? You faggots comes up with a new word every single day.
standmaxxing by A sitmaxxing loser August 11, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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