statsmaxxing

becoming the best version of yourself by focusing on your looks, money and other goals

have you seen John he wasn't at school today?
he's out statsmaxxing

statsmaxxing by Jackkkky January 28, 2024

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becoming the best version of yourself by gaining money, improving your looks, knowledge and social circle

John hasn't been to school today because he's statsmaxxing, he could be in a casino

statsmaxxing by Jackkkky January 28, 2024

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Statsmaxxing

When you hit a bottleneck in a game so you do what you can to gain and make use every bit of stat you have just to get past a certain level.

The game got so hard that i had to resort to statsmaxxing to finally defeat the boss after countless failed attempts.

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Standmaxxing is the action of maximizing your charisma by always standing up to stay above the sitting down plebians.

I was at grandma's funeral today but I had to stop standmaxxing because my father beat me into sitting down

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I was standmaxxing at my grandma's funeral

I was then beaten by my father for not sitting down

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The ultimate pose, get into the pose of perfect masculine articulation, reach the highest level of visual and muscular dexterity.

>be me
>standmaxxing at the international court
>"Sir Anon, how do you declare yourself"
>"Fresh and spicy your honor"

standmaxxing by SeniorB August 16, 2022

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what you do right before grandma's funeral mass to get beaten by your dad

WTF is standmaxxing? You faggots comes up with a new word every single day.

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