Skip to main content

stashed ensign 

After receiving your commission as an officer in the Navy or Coast Guard, you must be stoked. But sometimes, there's no room or money to train you and you get stashed doing odd jobs. Sometimes you can get stashed places you would like and then suddenly it's awesome.
>Hey man congratulations on the Navy! Do they have you flying yet?

<No, I'm a stashed ensign.

>So essentially you're worthless, and overpaid to do nothing?

<Fail. Oh but we had time to start a band, check purevolume for the stashed ensigns
stashed ensign by talonsdmc12 July 22, 2010
One who is very enthusiastic and open about masturbation. Before the emergence and vast prevalence of high speed networking and "the cloud" one would acquire over the course of a lifetime a vast collection of porn or "stash". In the united states communities around college campuses formed with the focus of trading pornography with the common interest of maximizing the size of ones "stash". Peer to Peer file sharing within dorms was often used as a distribution pipeline as internet speeds were often times limited. The members of these communities became known as "stashers". Often times groups of these "stashers" are made up of the stereotypical white suburban raised "bros". The act of "stashing" or "hitting the stash" is another term for pleasuring ones self. "Stashers" are often proud of how much they stash.
Nick - "Have you hit the stash today?"
Joe - "Why yes! So kind of you to ask!"

Nick - "Hey man, have you met Josh? He's a total stasher."
Joe - "Nice man! He will fit right in with our group. Lets all bro out and drink some bud light lime. "

Nick - "Do you think Thomas Jefferson and George Washington were stashers?"
Joe - "Oh im sure they hit the stash more than anyone, they were great men."
Stasher by ChillBro July 27, 2014

Stacheswipe 

When a milk mustache is first obtained followed by the wiping of it on a deserving others's back, usually an annoying sister, naggy mother, complaining girlfriend, or controlling boyfriend
"My little sister was being a brat" "What did you do?" "I went up to her and stacheswiped her without her even knowing, she'll cry when she smells the sour milk."
Stacheswipe by Mike Tatro April 8, 2008
when something is hidden from view of everyone else appart from the people in the gang ect.
usually in a bust ect.
jack: sik m8 i just stashed some booze for when we go camping
bill: sik m8, i bought some fireworks aswell, lets stash them so the dibble don't find them
stashed by siked November 25, 2007

Stasheimer's 

(noun) An acute or chronic condition symptomized by the inability to recall the location of one's stash.
Larry: How was that Northern Lights blunt I gave you for your birthday?

Michael (sheepishly): I know it's here somewhere ...but I can't find it. Maybe Carol threw it out.

Larry: You IDIOT! You've got Stasheimer's!
Stasheimer's by madmike001 December 22, 2009

stashenger 

A passenger in a car who is only there to hide your drugs in the event of a police encounter
"Oh no we're getting pulled over. Hide my dope, dude, that's what stashengers are for."
stashenger by The Oxbow May 5, 2018