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Starving College Student 

A college student who lacks disposable income because he does not have a job, yet his parents pay for his tuition, his food, his rent, and really everything under the sun. The Starving College Student typically spends the stipend his parents give him on alcohol and/or drugs. The stereotype is that this student must resort to eating Top Ramen to survive, which may be true, but only because they spent their allowance on alcohol and drugs. These students also perform poorly in their college classes because, after all, they view higher education as a birthright and not an opportunity. These depraved individuals somehow do just enough to earn a Business Degree, having only learned "strong résumé words" at the expense of an actual education. Also referred to as the "Poor College Kid"
Grandma Beatrice: Aww Zacky honey, why don't you come over for dinner tomorrow night. I know you're a starving college student who would kill for a home cooked meal.

Zack: Thanks Grandma. I have been living exclusively off of Top Ramen. I'd love to come over for some prime rib. I will head over as soon as I edit my resume and lie about having leadership experience.
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012