Star College

Is the most shit school on the fucking planet (well the one in Cape Town anyway). Absolutely bullshit. That school makes me want to kill myself sometimes.

student1: what school do you go to?
student2: Star College
Student3: isn't that the shitty school in bridgetown

Star College by ファックスター February 11, 2020

Lone Star College 

A junior college mostly in and around North Houston. People go here for one of a few reasons
1. They want to go straight into the workforce so they are going for a Tech Prep Degree such as Veterinary Technician, Computer information Technology etc.
2. They want to get a bachelors degree but cant afford 4 years in a University so they are getting basic courses out of the way so they can transfer.
3. They got shitty grades and couldnt get in anywhere else.
4. They dont really care about school but they want to say that they at least went to college.

I am attending Lone Star College

Lone Star College by Sweet_Tea_Sipper July 25, 2011

Community College All-Star 

A community college student who fails to earn their associate's degree or the necessary amount of credits to transfer in the normal span of two years and must spend more semesters at the college in order to finish. A community college all-star is usually the result of poor grades/schedule management, indecision regarding fields of study or universities to transfer to, generally not giving a shit, or any combination of the the previous items.

"Did Joseph transfer to Marquette University yet?"
"Nah, last I heard he's staying at the local community college for the fall."
"So he turned into a Community College All-Star? That kinda sucks."
"It's his own damn fault, man."

Community College All-Star by AZS090994 July 22, 2015

College Michelin Star 

Award given to a college student kitchen that has produced dishes other than pasta, couscous, and scrambled eggs. Prize includes a set of forks that match each other.

Gaia: “I went over to Brooke’s last night and she made baked potatoes with mushrooms.”
Sammy: “Someone give that girl a College Michelin Star.”

College Michelin Star by daltonjfk September 27, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019