Stanker Pooch 

A sad and dreary older woman that won't leave your cock alone.

"Get off my hawg you ol' Stanker Pooch!"

and " You still pumpin' that ol' Stanker Pooch for beer money?"

Stanker Pooch by Ottaway iAN January 20, 2009

Stalker's Poach 

carefully observing (with intent to obtain), while allowing an appropriate amount of time to pass - as to allow poached goods not to spoil or be taken/reclaimed, until all attention has fleeted from said goods so that one may stealthily obtain them. (Often times successful, rarely frowned upon)

These leftovers were attained by way of a very successful stalker's poach.

These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.

Stalker's Poach by ReggieDoug July 26, 2025