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Stage Thinking

A mode of thought that occurs within a controlled, artificial environment where the thinker has pre‑selected the premises, methods, and standards of evaluation, ensuring that their conclusions are predetermined. Stage thinking is common in ideological communities, where members are trained to apply the same frameworks to every issue, producing predictable results. It contrasts with genuine critical thinking, which involves openness to surprise and willingness to revise assumptions. Stage thinking feels like rigorous analysis but is actually a closed loop.
Example: “Every argument in that online forum followed the same pattern—premise, citation, conclusion—stage thinking, where the community had already decided what counted as a good argument before anyone spoke.”
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Statethinking

The bureaucratic and institutional variant of groupthink, endemic to the permanent machinery of the state. It prioritizes institutional self-preservation, procedural inertia, and risk-aversion above all else. Innovative or morally urgent proposals are filtered out through layers of "how it's always been done." Dissent is neutralized not by shouts, but by silent marginalization—the recalcitrant officer is passed over for promotion, the report is buried in committee. The state's continued functioning becomes its own highest goal, irrespective of external realities.
Example: A mid-level state analyst uncovers evidence that a long-standing, expensive intelligence program is utterly useless. When they try to raise the issue, they encounter Statethinking. Supervisors warn it would "rock the boat," threaten budget allocations for their department, and embarrass allied agencies. The report is "studied" indefinitely, and the analyst is reassigned to a dead-end post.
Statethinking by Dumuabzu February 5, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026