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Staff Meeting 

A genteel request for sex that can be made in public.
She: You available for a staff meeting this evening?
He: Yes, I'll bring Peter.
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Staff meeting 

A juul break involving 2 or more people in which 1 or more vapes are used. Frequently during work/class, and usually in the handicapable bathroom stall.
-dude so you have your juul on you?

-yes omg wanna meet in the bathroom in 10 mins for a staff meeting?
Staff meeting by Kateh101 July 18, 2019

staff meeting 

An after work toke amongst co-workers and their rides
"You & my girlfriend used to work together?"
"Yeah, we used to toke after work all the time"
"Well, she's picking me up at close; Staff Meeting?"
staff meeting by Anthony MacNeil January 29, 2007

staff meeting 

To toke after work

When at work, if your boss is a "square" you would walk amongst other employee's and say "staff meeting?" as they reply, yes! or no!
staff meeting by Mike Guzzardi January 1, 2008

staff meeting 

looking back at your internship at BBC Radio 6 and realizing you have enjoyed yourself more or less.
the playlists, the djs, the work hours and ethics of your colleagues, the comparatively limited rate of mobbing.
(editorial staff meeting is taking place)
"Guys, thank you so much. Do you think this is crazy? Do you think what we are doing here is crazy?"
staff meeting by Krkič May 16, 2019

Holding a staff meeting 

Another term for male masturbation.
Hey man want to come over my house after school? Sorry bro I'm holding a staff meeting at 3 I can't.
Holding a staff meeting by Lennox81 September 9, 2011

staff meating

Question - ‘Where were you all that time?’
Answer - ‘me? Oh sorry i was at a staff meating
staff meating by Big aldo July 13, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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