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Stabby stabby 

Expression used when providing feedback about someone's (poor) life choices or response to aggression.
He: I ate your bagel
She: Stabby stabby for you.
Stabby stabby by stabbiness August 25, 2022

stabby stabby 

What mercury experiences when he doesnt STFU
wanna go meet at the train station and play stabby stabby?

*Stabby stabby* 

Donald trump *Stabby stabby*'d Joe Biden
Stabby is a term used to describe individuals who have a strong desire to skulk around in the darkness of night and stab objects with sharp instruments. Often these objects are round and black as they remind the Stabby of their particularly bad experiences when they were small children. Often a Stabby will try and fool you into thinking they are quite intelligent, but close examination will reveal that they are nothing more that a bully looking for a school aged child to tease.
Sorry I am late, my car had an incident with a stabby.
stabby by Kung Of The Duckheads April 15, 2019
Stabby is a person that has stabbed someone, but has not been convicted yet.
Chantal said Stabby only stabbed his ex-girlfriend and cousin because he was scared they would take all the drugs from The Traphouse, and Chantal wouldn’t want to pay Stabby’s rent anymore because there was no drug supply left, and Chantal wasn’t gonna be able to Beeze like the Beezer she is.
Stabby by Nader Elshamy August 29, 2021

Pokey Stabby 

A long pointy stick made of metal or wood, used to stir or scrape a fatty bowl.
Dude I'm out of grass, but if you hand me that there pokey stabby I might be able to scrape us up a gnarly resin bowl.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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