Stabby stabby

An expression used before/after stabbing someone... accept it’s ok because you said stabby stabby first. Often used by crazed children or people who are crazed to begin with

Josh: *exists*
Melissa: *has knife* *stabs josh*

STABBY STABBY!

by Toxk March 7, 2020

Stabby stabby

Expression used when providing feedback about someone's (poor) life choices or response to aggression.

He: I ate your bagel
She: Stabby stabby for you.

by stabbiness August 25, 2022

stabby stabby

What mercury experiences when he doesnt STFU

wanna go meet at the train station and play stabby stabby?

by MERCURYlovesmen June 18, 2003

*Stabby stabby*

Stab someone in a joking manner

Donald trump *Stabby stabby*'d Joe Biden

by Random_Words_🗿 May 15, 2024

stabby

Stabby is a term used to describe individuals who have a strong desire to skulk around in the darkness of night and stab objects with sharp instruments. Often these objects are round and black as they remind the Stabby of their particularly bad experiences when they were small children. Often a Stabby will try and fool you into thinking they are quite intelligent, but close examination will reveal that they are nothing more that a bully looking for a school aged child to tease.

Sorry I am late, my car had an incident with a stabby.

by Kung Of The Duckheads April 15, 2019

Stabby

Stabby is a person that has stabbed someone, but has not been convicted yet.

Chantal said Stabby only stabbed his ex-girlfriend and cousin because he was scared they would take all the drugs from The Traphouse, and Chantal wouldn’t want to pay Stabby’s rent anymore because there was no drug supply left, and Chantal wasn’t gonna be able to Beeze like the Beezer she is.

by Nader Elshamy August 29, 2021

Pokey Stabby

A long pointy stick made of metal or wood, used to stir or scrape a fatty bowl.

Dude I'm out of grass, but if you hand me that there pokey stabby I might be able to scrape us up a gnarly resin bowl.

by yippykiayaymotherfucker August 25, 2011