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When you are on the loo about to poo but it feels like you have been on a diet of nuts, Shreddies, barbed wire and glass and it actually hurts to push it out.
"Mr Stabby came to visit this morning and I think I have shredded my colon!"
by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015
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