St. Rita 

St.Rita is an all boys school on the south side of Chicago filled with generally decent people. Rita is godly in most all sports and often dominates Marist. This school is often dissed by ass schools like Marist, the wanna be Ignatius. Marist tards often say during, during their vape sessions, the only insult they got on Rita (that Rita’s gay cuz all bois). Even tho Marist was all boys not too long ago and like 1/15 are gay there.

I heard St. Rita won the game the other day
Yeah St.Rita fucked Marist 70-0

St. Rita by MaristIsChicagosMostRetardedHs November 15, 2018

St. Rita 

A southside Chicago high school made up of scuzzy less than intelligent men. It is an all boys school were constant rumor of homosexualiy is aloft. They have seen success on certain athletic fields, but there is no doubt that they bark is much worse than their bite. Due to their "southside" mentality, they seem to believe they can whoop anyone, anywhere, anytime. Yet, they don't realize that they are not badass just because of a location. They are the typical guys at a party who drink way more than they can handle, while announcing every drink they take so as to make it seem as though they are tanks, but ultimately end up kissing toilet seat all night if they are able/smart enough to get to a bathroom. They lack the general common sense possessed by most human beings and are instead replaced with stupid animal superiority issues.

St. Rita guy 1 "Whatd you do today?"
Rita guy 2"I beat my mom"
Rita guy 1"So southside"

St. Rita by smutgremlin2 August 9, 2008

St. Rita 

A shitty school located in asshole of the southside Chicago, known for their scumbags who think they are hot shit by going around to parties and stealing and breaking stuff, even though it is obvious noone likes them at their parties. So, they walk around with another dudes dong on one side of the inside of their mouth and dip in the other side. Although they believe their shit don't stink, they would never engage in a fight by themselves because, well, that's just not douchebag or logical enough for them. So instead, they walk around in large groups and jump at the chance to start a fight so they can quickly jump by the largest, usually dumbest, of them all and lick his butthole until he gets aroused enough to fight for them. So, all in all, if your looking for a low end, shitty school where you are recommended to walk around with your shank, then St. Rita is the place for you! "Gooooo Ritaaaa. Right In The Ass!!"

Douchebag 1: Hey Bro, guess what?! I just finished a 75-page book today! My hand is killing me though from all the coloring.
Douchebag 2: I'm so proud of you man. I would lick your asshole right now and ask you to fight some other pussies but I just finished breaking into my Grandma's house and smashing all her shit so i'm a little tired.
Douchebag 1: St. Rita would be proud. Fuckin Mustangs man!
Douchebag 2: Community College!! Alrite!

St. Rita by goooo mustangsss October 14, 2010

St Rita

An amazing school full of some of the best kids know. It is located in the southern side of Chicago in a pretty bad neighborhood. This doesn’t mean our loyal brotherhood and bind will be tarnished. And if you have a problem with our amazing and outstanding school. Why not take a look at Brother Rice or Marist. Because if you don’t like Rita you belong in one of those pussy ass schools. Have a grand day

Guy#1 “Hey did you hear about how St Rita is the best school around?”
Guy#2 “ No I heard they were awful”
Guy#1 “ You are mistaking Rita for Brother Rice
Made by Jeremey Kolasa

St Rita by JeremeyKolasa22 November 14, 2018

St Rita

A school on the south side where the only people that attend the school are in some sport and every teacher is a coach because no one cares about learning much better then brother rice the faggiest school in Illinois.

Rita kid #1 you do your homework
Rita kid #2 nah I’m on the st Rita football team it doesn’t matter
Rita kid #1 true true

St Rita by Kidk14 November 15, 2018

St Rita

St Rita is a school in the "beautiful" southside of Chicago. There's really not much to say about Rita men other than the fact that they think they are the Gucci of the catholic league when they are really the goodwill.

St. Rita Man #1: God we should've gone to Providence
St. Rita Man #2: Ya St Rita is so dust but at least we are SOUTH SIDE

St Rita by RITAwasAwhore November 8, 2021