St. Johns College Highschool 

Quite possibly the largest gathering of braindead retards in all of the DMV. Many of their football players are barely able to pass their classes due to being let into the school for being morbidly obese in 8th grade. All the females hate it there becuase all the guys are focused on each other since they are all extremely homosexual and hungry for nothing but cock. They have an rotc program which pumps out more morons by the minute than georgetown prep. They routinley get raped by Gonzaga in basketball, soccer, and rugby, as well as football, as long as the refs arent sjc alumni and/or payed off by the program. Many times during the D.C. classic basketball tournemnt hosted by Gonzaga, a st johns freshmen is seen sitting alone in the Gonzaga student section during a boring prep vs. st johns game, living out his dreams becuase he couldn't get into gonzaga. St. Johns is commonly refered to as a "safety school" during the 8th grade highschool application process due to their incredibly low academic standards. Anyone with a heartbeat can easily get in to st johns and be a cadet, whatever the fuck that is. The small and quiet st johns booster club often cheers to oxygen at basketball games becuase they can't sellout a game like gonzaga can, due to the fact that the team would struggle against a ymca team of 40 year olds who "would have gone pro if it wasn't for the knee." Every girl that goes there knows that she would choose visi, stone ridge, or holy child given the option.

Guy: I go to St. Johns College Highschool
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!

Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.

St. Johns College Highschool by jawnster January 23, 2024

St. John’s College High School 

St. John’s is the best school ever. We love our sports and we are really good at them. Gonzaga and Georgetown prep kids like to hate on us because get all the girls and wcac titles. Sjc is so much fun and is full of funny kids who just want to have fun. Sjc part is are so much fun because everyone can come and have a good time (even the Wilson kids lol). Girls at St. John’s are so hot and athletic.

Gonzaga and Georgetown prep boys: omg that St. John’s college high school kid who is committed to unc for baseball just stole my girl!!

St. John’s College High School by Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeedc January 14, 2019