srunk 

Sober + drunk = srunk
A feeling or description of someone who acts as if they're drunk although they're completely sober.

Ex.1

"Did you see David in class today? He was acting like such a srunk!"

Ex.2
I didn't even drink at the party but I'm feeling so srunk.

srunk by équipelivid August 27, 2013

srunk 

contraction of "sloppy drunk"

Cassie woke up in the morning still intoxicated from getting srunk last night.

srunk by SugardaddyKBM April 23, 2009

Srunk 

A type of drunkenness where one is a sleep standing on their feet. The srunk person will still have the ability to randomly participate in conversations but only conversation of interest to them. Their input will usually be an animal noise. The most commonly used is barking.

A srunk person will usually have consumed buckfast and/or Bulmers (buckets of) followed by a an unhealthy dose of vodka

Person A: “ should have seen the state of Barry last night!”
Person B: “ why? Was he in a bad way?”
Person A: “ Man he was Srunk!”

Srunk by bowlardo July 10, 2011

Srunk 

When an individual is heavily intoxicated to the point where their cognitive abilities are impaired, often resulting in the occurrence of typographical errors such as the word "Srunk" instead of "drunk." This state of being is characterized by a profound loss of control over one's faculties and judgment due to excessive alcohol consumption.

"Dude, last night I was so srunk that I couldn't even spell 'drunk' correctly! It was a hilarious mess."

"I'm so freaking Srunk right now."

Srunk by Awwnnn July 8, 2023

Srunk 

Super drunk. Plain and simple. This is the level after "Blackout Drunk" is achieved. Not many people can achieve this level of intoxication. A few honorable mentions of great Srunk moments: Shia LaBeouf chasing chasing a homeless man through Times Square, Michelle Rodriguez behind the wheel of any vehicle, David Hasselhoff eating a cheeseburger, and we can't forget Sean Penn and Madonna playing house back in 1987. Some may believe that this incident was the first notable Srunk moment, (proper records were not kept of incidents of Srunk until 1991), but I will point to Snooki as the first notable example of Srunk.

Donny was so srunk last night he admitted to being a rollerblader.

Srunk by cAAAtgravy April 28, 2022

hump and skunk 

During a threesome involving at least one male (or female with a sizable strap-on), you hump one of them while eating the others asshole until completely full.

Known for being a cherished Kilkenny custom.

Just Rimmin'

Maeve: Wanna try the Hump and Skunk?

Tony: What dark magic was this?

hump and skunk by TonyBlinked52 September 22, 2019

Are you skunked

Are you crazy?

Are you crazy. For example:

Abdi: "WALLAHI I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY P'S

Y.MStizzy: Blud are you skunked?

Are you skunked by Y.MStizzy February 18, 2020