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A word used to describe a MASSIVE, THROBBING, GIGANTIC penis.
I had your uncles Joe's rod inside me yesterday.
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Clip one's rod 

To clip someone's rod means to subject someone to something incredibly painful or strenuous, akin to the experience of circumcision. Often used ironically to express a teasing tone in prior statements, á la "getting one's goat" or "yanking one's chain".
To clip one's rod is to make them suffer, jokingly or not.

God's Rod 

1- Take a tumbler and pint sized glass from the shelf

2- Go to the refrigerator and fill the pint glass with ice

3- Add 2 parts whiskey, 1 part peach schnapps and 1 part amaretto to the pint glass

4- Cover the top of the pint glass with the tumbler and then shake gingerly for a few seconds

5- Strain the contents into the tumbler glass (you can put some ice in the tumbler glass as well if you prefer)

6- Drink and repeat
Tom: "Hey I heard Fred had one too many God's Rods last night"

Jerry: "Yeah he suddenly started blaming poverty, world hunger, and The Inquisition on the Blacks, Jews, and Homosexuals"

Tom: "Wow, he really thought he was God's Rod"

Jerry: "YEP"
God's Rod by rypring April 23, 2010

Fauci's Rod

When a man gets erected while welding because of hazard gases (ex. Mistium, Jacksonium Tetranitride, and Friedlockium Trihydride) and then has intercourse with someone, typically partners from nearby stations. Then must proceed to report it to OSHA for the safety of the workers health, and the other employees
''Hey boss, I need to report it to osha, some men in the back are experiencing ''Fauci's Rod''
Fauci's Rod by Tera Wrist February 6, 2025

Fauci's Rod

The term for the end of a welding filler rod used in the TIG process when the filler metal has experienced oxidation or discoloration after laying a weld. This process occurs when not enough shielding gas was given, and the oxygen reacts with the molten metal
''Crap I got Fauci's rod'' Jim said
''Make sure to give it more gas coverage next time'' Clark responded