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I'll Have An All Syrup Squishee
Squishee by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008
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People who are more than friends but less than in a relationship. The in between point for people who like each other and aren't willing or ready to advance their relationship.
Sydney and Daniel snuggle on the couch, but they don't kiss so they are Squishee's
Squishee by Daniel Beaton July 23, 2008
An old person, espescially one that has become saggy and, well, squishy.
I would have been here earlier, but I got stuck behind a Squishee doing 45 in a 60 zone.
Squishee by Dean Bolton February 21, 2009
a noob fucktard who sucks at everything possible, fuktard thinks he knows every, is only 12 years old, fucks and molests old men, thinks hes better than everyone and tries to suck is fucking small shitty cock thats soft and squishy. Brags like a fuck in front of sluts and fucks.
omgwtf dont be a squishee
suck cocks if ur a squishee

im a squishee fucktard.
squishee by squishee gayfuck March 1, 2005

Squishee Mitten 

(Noun) Slang term used for the female vagina. See also ham wallet
I was balls deep in her squishee mitten when I passed out.
Squishee Mitten by Brandon Thompson February 28, 2006

Starfish Squishee 

n. after having the anus/rectum probed by an unprotected penis and having the anal cavity filled with the associated deposit of seminal fluid, the recipient of the load squats over the face of the depositor and relieves their violated rectum of the deposited load and any other associated solids/bodily fluids they may have built up in the chute. Not only has the willing anus provided the violater with carnel pleasure and release, the provision of the ejected material also provides them with nourishment.
Hey man, thanks for letting me smash your ass - great ride - spewed SO much cock snot in your cornhole. One thing though, before the next Starfish Squishee, can you make sure you don't eats nuts - I have an allergy.
Starfish Squishee by cookie1964 February 14, 2013

Chocolate Squishee

When a girl diarrheas into a cup, and then you use the contents of the cup for lube to fuck her up the ass.
"I totally gave this chick a Chocolate Squishee last night."
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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