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Squirtle Squad

1.The KEWLEST group of pokemon in the entire shows history. The squirtle squad appears around the time Ash Ketchum meets Squirtle. Squirtle is one of the original 150 pokemon. None of those later on bull shit editions. Squirtle's evolve forms are Wartortle then Blastoise.
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2. I have the Squirtle Squad T-Shirt!! ... Your a FAG!
Squirtle Squad by GeezusJuice October 16, 2009

squirtle squad

a group of girls that think they're the shit, but in fact, they're shit
that squirtle squad was definitely tanking it up tonight at the bar.
squirtle squad by lastniggaonearth October 9, 2010

Squirtle squad

Women who are not ashamed to experience stress urinary incontinence while squatting or deadlifting heavy weight and proudly clean up the messes they may make.
Uhoh, the squirtle squad has arrived. I hope the gym staff refilled the spray bottles and paper towels
Squirtle squad by thegymmenace June 23, 2023

Squirtle squad

Opposite to charizarding. Where the girl lights a guys pubes on fire and put it out while squirting yelling Squirtle squad
I did it with a guy last night and Squirtle squad him
Squirtle squad by Igodless July 18, 2024

Squirtle Squadding 

When five guys wearing sunglasses fuck a single girl, preferably one in a nurse outfit, all pull out and ejaculate onto her back at the same time, while shouting: "Squirtle Squirt!".
"Dude, we took this girl back to our hotel last night, and before you know it, we were squirtle squadding!"

Squirtle Squading

The opposite of bukkake- multiple women squirting on another, singular person
Person 1: hey dude any plans this weekend?
Person 2: me and my gal pals are gonna get together for some squirtle squading!
Person 1: sweet! can i join?
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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