squirt

if Erin comes over tonight, I hope she doesn't stay late. I gotta have a squirt and that usually takes a while!

by critty July 15, 2004

by BeardedFatass December 16, 2002

Squirting

The act of sending music to another persons zune

Guy1 : Whatcha listening to?

Guy 2: Just some pop music

Guy 1: Oh why don’t you squirt it over?

Guy 2: Ewwwww

Squirting

Either you're talking about a simple word that is a liquid being poured at a rapid succession, or
>it's your semen

Jack: Oh god, I'm gonna squirt!
-squirts-
Jack: oh heck

by LargeWillyHaver59 January 1, 2018

Becky is slaying me with her snatched waist and body! I’m squirting!

by Wigtaken November 7, 2017

(v) the act of taking a shit after snorting a trail of crystal meth or coke.

Hey, uh, can I take a quick squirt in your restroom?

by Kash April 8, 2003

Verb:: to laugh so hard that you "squirt" out a little pee.

I <i>squirted</i> when I saw Night at the Roxbury... Dude! I squirted A LOT!!

by LainaSquared August 30, 2007