by matchesb January 7, 2011
confused individual: "Are you a MAN or are you a WOMAN??"
Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"
Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"
by Gmilch May 16, 2010
by Stephanie January 2, 2005
by Miss. Amazingpants February 1, 2011
An impossible or seemingly impossible assignment or request. A task so time consuming, daunting or complicated that you feel you may as well have been asked to round up Squirrel Monkeys (A basic assumption must first exist that Squirrel Monkeys are pretty fucking hard to round up).
I got back from my two week vacation and a Squirrel Monkey Rodeo was in my fucking in-box. I'm going to castrate the piece of shit who was supposed to work my mail while I was out!
I have to drop the kids off at soccer practice and then go grocery shopping, pick the dog up from the vet, and pick up the dry cleaning in time to go back and pick up the screaming maggots from soccer practice again. What a fucking Squirrel Monkey Rodeo!
I have to drop the kids off at soccer practice and then go grocery shopping, pick the dog up from the vet, and pick up the dry cleaning in time to go back and pick up the screaming maggots from soccer practice again. What a fucking Squirrel Monkey Rodeo!
by The Broodwich May 25, 2007
by Lady Monkey of the Bucket December 17, 2003
The RocKK "Yeah dude, he got them to do the "Two Squirrels and a Monkey" on him last night"
B-Dog: "Ahh LUCKY! So that explains why I heard Chuckles yelling last night..."
B-Dog: "Ahh LUCKY! So that explains why I heard Chuckles yelling last night..."
by Bdpballaaaa January 27, 2012