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Squido Mc Bishi 

The bee's knees..the cats meow.. a dreamboat.. a real humdinger ringer... A Squido is the bestest friend, boyfriend, lover, husband anyone can ask for! He is super sweet, cute, funny, and loving and will do anything for his woman. He is nearly hairless so it is like hugging a sexy smooth-ass land dolphin, but with luscious hair on the top of his head that is styled to magnificence. His eyes are incredibly enchanting and will send you into a hypnotic state with your heart-aflutter. The eyebrows are irresistibly charming as well. The Squido keeps a youthful appearance on the outside and he is young at heart, but with an old soul..ergo, he is the epitome of perfection. He has a perky dick that seems like it is smiling at you every time you see it. He barely sleeps and is kinda absent-minded, but this can all be overlooked because Squido is just an all-around super mega awesome dude and he's amazing in the sack.
I had the most excellent time last night with my Squido Mc Bishi.. he makes my vagina drool. 🤤
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026
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