A majestic forest creature, similar to it's Bigfoot native, but with magical forest powers used for good and evil.
Dude, I just saw a thunder squatch!
by Austin Stigall December 18, 2014
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One who has mongoloid features, yet is taller than Abe Lincoln/Sasquatch(hence the squatch!!).
Did you see the Tard-face on that Mongo-squatch? She looks like the offspring of Chucky and Shaq.
by PipTardsMan May 19, 2009
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The end product of a hilariously vindictive act, consisting of the filling of one’s insulated hot/cold travel beverage container with a steamy soft-serve fecal Frappuccino. Also referred to as: Shitting in somebody’s YETI cup.
Look! Jim left his YETI cocktail cup at the party! Jim is an asshole. Let’s Squatch Jim.

Did you see the massive Squatch that Lisa left in Tanya’s tumbler?
by Fogoobeen March 16, 2021
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When a person is absolutely ripped to shit. Massively unnecessarily muscular and thicc.
Ben: The dudes in Michelangelo's frescoes are crazy squatch
by Thoughtsofadame May 2, 2020
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