Squat brat

The act of squatting on the toilet and taking a shit.

Hey bro I gotta go take a squat brat.

by Squat Brat February 23, 2017

Squat a brat

The act of taking a shite after eating a brat. The ratio of eating brats to squatting brats is a 1 to 1 ratio.

First you eat a brat, then you squat a brat! I ate 2 brats, so now I must go squat 2 brats.

by MrBratSquatter July 16, 2019