Definitions by MrBratSquatter

Squat a brat 

The act of taking a shite after eating a brat. The ratio of eating brats to squatting brats is a 1 to 1 ratio.

First you eat a brat, then you squat a brat! I ate 2 brats, so now I must go squat 2 brats.

Squat a brat by MrBratSquatter July 16, 2019