squat 'n' squirt

n. A manoeuvre often performed up dark alleys by ladies returning from the pub, and filmed by CCTV operators.

A splash 'n' dash (squat 'n' squirt)

by MalibuMan October 24, 2010

Squat & Squirt

Sexual Act (As always), Where Male/Female lay on a flat surface, usually a bed. Then their partner female stands over their head region with their legs either side. The partner standing then proceeds to Squat, this will then leave the person on top with their general crotch area in the other person face. The partner below starts at works. This should, if done well, produce a Squirting from the partner ontop.

Horney Girlfriend:"Do you fancy a bit of Squat & Squirt love?"

by Jacksc2 July 6, 2006

Squat and Squirt

This is a bathroom phrase for sitting down on a toilet and pooping.

"Ok boys, this is where we're gonna squat and squirt!"

"I'm gonna go squat and squirt, be right back."

"Squat now, or forever hold your squirt."

by ToughGuy33 October 11, 2023