Squat a brat Share definition Flag The act of taking a shite after eating a brat. The ratio of eating brats to squatting brats is a 1 to 1 ratio. First you eat a brat, then you squat a brat! I ate 2 brats, so now I must go squat 2 brats. Squat a brat by MrBratSquatter July 16, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Squat a brat mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch