Squallagallagombolys 

A mythological creature that has been known to make noises resembling a pig or a French Bulldog. The noises are intended to cause aggression and psychological disorientation on the victim.

If you hear noises that aren’t quite that of a pig or French Bulldog, then you might possibly suffer a fatal injury.

The name is derived from the language of the natives in a remote Australian island that was thought to be uninhabited. “Squalla” means creature, “Galla” means “disgusting or deformed” and “gombolys” means “bastard child of the antichrist”.

No sketches or photos have been recorded, but it remains a legendary creature that’s spirit lives through the words of an ancient clan.

Dude 1: Did you hear that, bro?
Dude 2: Kinda sounded like a pig?
Dude 3: Maybe it’s the legendary Squallagallagombolys?
Dude 2: Shut up! You know what happens when you say that out loud?
Dude 1: Nah, that’s just a retarded fairy tale.

Squallagallagombolys by Squallagallagombolys Is REAL July 24, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012