(n.) The alibi of a strikingly handsome individual with superhuman powers that are too insanely many to name. Also referred to as "Incredibly-Awesome Man". His insignia is the delectable potato.
Note: This is, unfortunately, an extremely rough definition. There is absolutely no way to truly define Spudman, as his supercoolness exceeds that which can be described by any spoken language. In a few thousand years English will evolve to include the critical components of his impeccable nature that can be conveyed through words. Until then, mediocrity shall have to suffice.
With a debonaire disposition, Spudman set out to save the world one daunting physics problem at a time.
A non-super hero with homosexual tendencies. He doesn't fight crime or any worth-while. He basically works at a crappy job and invents new ways to slow down the production and efficiency of his fellow workers by shoving potatoes up his arse. Thus, he'll claim worker's comp and other handouts.
That new guy in acctounting is such a Spudman. He just lays around waiting for something to hurt him so he can collect a check without working.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”