Sproingle Doinkle theory

This theory means nothing, and is only a phrase you use when replying to some bullshit theory on a social media app, such as TikTok.

Example 1:
RageBaiter123: i love how we say girl when excited and man when we're sad
DumbFuck67 (replying to RageBaiter123): red car theory
John456 (replying to DumbFuck67): sproingle doinkle theory
Example 2:
SemptumRing2: donald trump is in the files.
DumbFuck68 (replying to SeptumRing2: septum ring theory
John457 (replying to DumbFuck68): sproingle doingle theory

Sproingle Doinkle theory by chargoggagogmanchuachuahugugua April 27, 2026