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Sprite Canned 

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When your good buddy fucks an eligible girl after two dates, then never calls her again...thus rendering her useless as a future sexual mate. Similar to your buddy grabbing a can of Sprite from your fridge, opening it, taking one sip, then putting it back in your fridge.
I was totally gonna ask out this chick Haley on Bumble, but Jeremiah “Sprite canned” her last month.
Sprite Canned by Bullfrog2BBB March 6, 2019
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