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Turd Sprinkle 

When you take a shit and browse memes on your phone. Somehow you end up with a boner and have to visit the hub to satisfy your nasty male tendencies. If your toilet paper is 1-ply, then you know your man milk will shoot right through that sucker. so you finish in the toilet right on top of your logs, thus frosting the fecal cake.
Mike said he was taking a shit, but he's been in there too goddamn long. I think he's doing the ol' turd sprinkle.
Turd Sprinkle by Aeserius December 10, 2016

sprinkle turds 

An extremely loose and explosive bowel movement characterized by small and numerous shards of feces.
I ate so much chili that I ended up with a toilet-bowlful of sprinkle turds.
sprinkle turds by MomToKate September 27, 2010