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Spring Shower 

A Spring Shower is the act of pissing on your girls pussy to freshen up the tuna stank before you go down on her. Often this is done in a public venue where the vag is sweaty and stanking and running water isn’t available (IE. A concert, an outdoor wedding, a hay ride or even in a car with no air conditioning). Much like a quick spring shower rinses all the dust and pollen off of the ground, your spring stream rinses the oniony stink and fur berries off her fuzzy bits making it taste only slightly better.
R Kelly like dat peepee so much he be givin them a spring shower right out the shower!
Spring Shower by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019
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Shower Sprint 

That 5 second shower you take AFTER your shower, when you realize you still have shampoo/conditioner in your hair.
"Why were you so late this morning?"
"I had to take a shower sprint."
Shower Sprint by chachaaaang January 2, 2010