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Spreckels 

A historic town surrounded by the lettuce fields of Salinas. Known for it's 4th of July celebrations, 0 crime rate, and annual garage sale. Considering Salinas's large population of Mexicans, it is under question why there isn't a single one in Spreckels.
"Let's get away from the chance of getting shot and go to Spreckels."

"Hey I want to go somewhere where there's nothing to do, lets go to Spreckels."
Spreckels by Grace Thompson June 7, 2009
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sprockets 

An interesting Germanic television program hosted by the homosexual Dieter and his pet monkey. The show always ends in an homo-erotic dance complete with poncy Germans.
"Now it is the time on Sprockets when we dance!"-Dieter, host of Sprockets
sprockets by Optimus Pat October 16, 2004

shit speckles 

Little brown spots underneath the toilet seat after taking a shit..
Melissa hates when she has to clean shit speckles from the kids bathroom
shit speckles by muff-69-diver March 13, 2023

sprechensidouche

A creepy German guy who speaks to Americans in a condescending effeminate voice.
At the Art Gallery some "sprechensidouche" asked me if I wanted to touch his monkey.
sprechensidouche by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Spreckendorf

something so awesome or perverted that it needs its own word
butt sex is SPRECKENDORF
Spreckendorf by Tyler Oakley October 24, 2008

Slut Speckles 

The little black dots that girls who wear too much mascara get on their upper eyelids.
Friend one: Oh my god, does Caroline have some kind of disease?
Friend two: Nah bro those are just her slut speckles.

Titty sprinkels 

The act of adding a dash of your favorite condiment or decoration on some stout nips in order to really set off the flavor.
Sarah's great but she could really use some titty sprinkels
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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