Spreckels 

A historic town surrounded by the lettuce fields of Salinas. Known for it's 4th of July celebrations, 0 crime rate, and annual garage sale. Considering Salinas's large population of Mexicans, it is under question why there isn't a single one in Spreckels.

"Let's get away from the chance of getting shot and go to Spreckels."

"Hey I want to go somewhere where there's nothing to do, lets go to Spreckels."

Spreckels by Grace Thompson June 7, 2009

sprockets 

An interesting Germanic television program hosted by the homosexual Dieter and his pet monkey. The show always ends in an homo-erotic dance complete with poncy Germans.

"Now it is the time on Sprockets when we dance!"-Dieter, host of Sprockets

sprockets by Optimus Pat October 16, 2004

shit speckles 

Little brown spots underneath the toilet seat after taking a shit..

Melissa hates when she has to clean shit speckles from the kids bathroom

shit speckles by muff-69-diver March 13, 2023

sprechensidouche

A creepy German guy who speaks to Americans in a condescending effeminate voice.

At the Art Gallery some "sprechensidouche" asked me if I wanted to touch his monkey.

sprechensidouche by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Spreckendorf

something so awesome or perverted that it needs its own word

butt sex is SPRECKENDORF

Spreckendorf by Tyler Oakley October 24, 2008

Slut Speckles 

The little black dots that girls who wear too much mascara get on their upper eyelids.

Friend one: Oh my god, does Caroline have some kind of disease?
Friend two: Nah bro those are just her slut speckles.

Slut Speckles by Smooches Mcgillicutty March 16, 2012

Titty sprinkels 

The act of adding a dash of your favorite condiment or decoration on some stout nips in order to really set off the flavor.

Sarah's great but she could really use some titty sprinkels

Titty sprinkels by a man of greatness May 8, 2015